When your friends mad and you act like a retard to cheer them up
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THATS HER EXACT EXPRESSION AND MINE!
When I have kids…
My daughter will learn that she is beautiful no matter what she looks like. She will not be insecure about anything and become a wonderful woman like any woman out there right now.
My son will learn how to treat ladies right not like fuckers we have now a days and have respect. Something i think that is becoming rare day by day.
When my parents walk by I stop scrolling
Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
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When you use the bathroom late at night.
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
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